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Don't let anyone ever tell you what you can't do!
Walt Disney once famously said, "If you can dream it, you can do it."
And Spider-Pig can dream about swinging from a web, which means Spider-Pig CAN swing from a web. One of these days. You'll see.
If you are not 100% satisfied with your shirt, then I will refund your entire purchase, including shipping costs.
That's how confident I am in the quality of our shirts.
All I ask is that you send me an e-mail explaining what was unsatisfactory so that we can do better next time. You can even keep the shirt.