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About Us

Hi!  :-)  My name is Searnold, and I'm the mastermind behind Completely Different Shirts.

Ever since I was a wee lad, I've been struck with the creative bug.  I've been writing and performing complete nonsense for as long as I can remember.  It's how I experience the world.

Completely Different Shirts is my latest nonsensical creative outlet.  Sometime in March of 2017, one of my co-workers compared President Trump to Damocles of Ancient Greece and I was like, "That would make a funny shirt."

 

Boom.  No turning back.  For the next 2 weeks, I could not stop thinking about shirts.  Shirts shirts shirts.  Every joke I heard, "That should be a shirt."  Every movie I watched, "They should make a shirt about that."  Every song I heard, "Where are the shirts?!"

Eventually, in order to calm the madness inside my head, I started writing my ideas down.  After brainstorming somewhere around 1,000 different ideas, I found that I had a handful that were actually really good.

Shirts I would want to wear.  Shirts I think other people might get a kick out of.

And the rest is history.

My goal here is to provide you with exclusive t-shirts that you can't find anywhere else that you can be proud to flaunt to friends and strangers alike.  For now, they all feature mashups of some kind (though we may branch out as we continue to expand.)