Aaahh! Real Monsters!
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I've never actually been afraid of monsters. All the monsters I grew up with were cute and cuddly and funny and awesome.
Sometimes, even a little misunderstood.
One of my earliest memories is of "My Pet Monster." I had the football version, and he was bigger than I was, so he protected me while I slept.
I got a little older and started collecting Monsters in My Pocket. While some of the more obscure ones were a little creepy, they were still too small and colorful to be scary.
Then came Nickelodeon's "Aaahh! Real Monsters!" Ickis, Krumm, and Oblina may have been scary to the kids in their world, but I knew their secrets. Their insecurities. That gave me power over their fear.
And let's not forget two of the cuddliest monsters of all time, Mike and Sully from Disney-Pixar's "Monsters Inc." I think the two of them (with a little help from Boo) may have been responsible for preventing an entire generation from developing a fear of things that go bump in the night.
Now, with this exclusive shirt, you can show the entire world how not afraid of monsters you are. Unless you ARE afraid...
If you are not 100% satisfied with your shirt, then I will refund your entire purchase, including shipping costs.
That's how confident I am in the quality of our shirts.
All I ask is that you send me an e-mail explaining what was unsatisfactory so that we can do better next time. You can even keep the shirt.